Reminiscing The Good Old Days

The following sentences were actually spoken by our beloved RKC professor Mr. Pithadia!!

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>#Inside the Class :
>* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
>* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
>* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
>* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
>* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class )
>* Both of u three, get out of the class.
>* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...
>* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver....
> * Take 5 cm wire of any length....

> ># About his family :
>*I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

> ># At the ground :
>* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
>* There is no wind in the ball. > ># To a boy, angrily :
>* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

> ># Giving a punishment :
>* You, rotate the ground four times...
>* You, go and under-stand the tree...
>* You three of you, stand together separately.
>* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

> ># Sir at his best :
>Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, thought the boy dint see him.
> So the next day at school... (to that boy) - " Yesterday I saw you with my wife at the Cinema Theatre"